TONY ENJOYING BONDI BEECH.

UNCLE STARTS OWN CIRCUMCISION

SKYPING TONY IS NO FUN.

BRYN, CHECK YOUR HOOVER MATE!

GLITTER ORDERS TAKEAWAY.

I had two choices sir. Stick my head in the hole in my chair, or listen to mr webb give a talk on deep crust pizzas.

ONCE A GERMAN, ALWAYS A GERMAN.

AT LAST,SOMEONE WITH A 4 SKIN LIKE MINE.

SAVES TALKING TO TONY I SUPPOSE!

AMY MAKES HOMEMADE SOUP.

BRYN HIDES TILL TONY'S GONE TO BED.

I LIKE THIS ALAN.

BRYN HAS HIS WINDOWS TATTOOED.

PINGU, EASIER TO UNDERSTAND THAN TONY?

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRANNY AND AN ORANGE?

YOU CAN GET A DRINK OUT OF AN ORANGE!

PE SHUT DUE TO MONOTONUS RAMBLINGS.

ALAN HAS HIS COCK PAINTED IN NEW ZEALAND.

WHAT A BABE......WHAT A YEAR.

NOW YOU CAN LISTEN TO TONY WHEREVER YOU ARE.

UNCLE ENJOYS HIS 1st FUR BURGER OF 2007.

ELVIS ALIVE AND WELL ON ANIMAL FARM

THE CRAWLEY KKK.

THIS IS SHEEPS TESTICLES............

9 out of 10 owners said their family would rather eat this than talk to tranny.

BRYNDOL AND TRANNY.

GOOD OLD ARNIE.

A DAY AT THE BEACH TURNS TO HORROR........

This buisness man from sydney australia thought he would take his lovely family to the beach to celebrate the new year. He laid out the towels, got his family settled, then marched off to buy them all an ice cream. In the queue was an englishman called tony. He started to talk to the buisnessman about the wonders of mint choc chip ice cream. The man pulled out a gun and blew his own brains out. The moral of this story is..............

I KNOW IM BALD, BUT HOW FUCKING 80's DO YOU WANT TO LOOK TONY

ALAN POINTS TO HIS FAVORITE CUNT IN THE PUB.

NEW YEARS EVE.....9.30pm......AUSTRALIA.

T manages again to clear a complete bar, except for the dj who can't hear him drone because of the music, a table of immigrants who can't understand what the fuck he is going on about(join the club), and our lard.......who has been in a coma since december 27th.

THE ABUSE TEAM JUST WARMING UP FOR ACTION

FUCK ME, THIS IS A FIRST.........

Our lardinio with a stunner, a nice change from the russian shot putter.

TONYS BEST JOKE OF 2007..............

And 2006.....and 2005.......and 2004........and 2003..........see how boring you are t?