WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRANNY AND A GOLIWOG?

IT TOOK 73 YEARS TO SACK THE GOLLIWOG. UNLIKE TONY, WHO PISSED HIS BOSS OFF IN UNDER 7.3 WEEKS!

WOULD YOU JR?

TONYS SCHOOL REPORT.

tony is a likable lad, but does like to ramble on a little to much about things we don't really understand, like the haysden disaster, car doors and singing frog slippers that make no noise at all. but his two major downfalls are he can't keep his trousers up and when down he always seems dressed to the left.

QUICK LARD....BRIANS COMING.

TRANNY......................

FUCK YOU THEN SLAG.

Dr LEGG'S SURGERY.....SYDNEY.

so mr twocock, what seems to be the problem?....well doctor,i have the world at my feet. i have a gorgeous girlfriend, good job and a beautiful house....trouble is tony is staying, and now he has a job i cant see light at the end of the tunnel, im becoming like uncleweird and i think i need help fast........my dear bryn, you must start taking these tablets at once, 20mg once a day. talk to the Samaritans then tip chip fat in your ears to block out the drone......have you ever thought about writing to simon bates our tune? it's a sure fire winner!

NICE BEEF CURTAINS ALAN.

WHEN BRITAIN WAS BRITAIN.

OUT NOW...BIG FRANKS COCKNEY KNEE'S UP....

Including the classics; apples and pearway to heaven; fish and chip stick on your collar; shut up a your boat race; the lion bo peeps tonight; she's got mystic megs; saucepan lids are fun; brothers in chalk farms; for your mince pies only and tranny is a raspberry ripple.

SLURRRP, MY NAME IS SLLLUUURRRR JOHN MERRICK.........

SSSLLLLLLUUURRRR, I AM HUMAN.