TO MAKE YOUR OWN JOHN CHICK DOLL YOU'LL NEED........

ALAN WONDERS WHAT HE HAS DONE TO DESERVE THIS!

UNCLE AND HIS AMAZING TECHNICOLOURED FORESKIN

I closed my eyes, drew back my foreskin, ah a ahh, to see for certain, ah a ahh, what I thought I knew. Not far away (not far away), something was weeping, aha ahh, but the world was sleeping, ah a ahh, any dream will do. I tore my skin (he tore his skin), with cheesy lining, ah a ahh, bright helmet shining, ah a ahh, wonderful and new. And in the east (and in the east), the dawn was breaking, ah a ahh, and the world was waking, ah a ahh, any dream will do. A crash of drums, a flash of light, my tight foreskin flew out of sight. The cheese it faded into darkness, i was left alone. May It pull back (may it pull back), to the beginning, ah a ahh, the light is dimming, ah a ahh, and the dream is too. The world and I (the world and i), we are still waiting, ah a ahh, still hesitating, ah a ahh, any dream will do. A crash of drums, a flash of light, my huge foreskin flew out of sight. My willy faded into darkness i was left alone. May It return to the beginning, ah a ahh, the cheese is dimming, ah a ahh, and the dream is too. The world and I (the world and i), we are still waiting, ah a ahh, still hesitating, ah a ahh, any skin will do.

FORGIVE NO-ONE, FORGET NOTHING...........

THE LEGEND CONTINUES.

RAY McCOONEY, DO YOU HATE TRANNY?

If it was a monday i'd say yeesss. if it were a tuesday i'd say yeesss. if it were a wednesday i'd say yeesss. if it were a thursday i'd say chocolate cake chocolate cake do you contain any nuts
?...............chocolate cake contains no nuts! if it were a friday i'd say yeesss. if it were a saturday i'd say yeesss. if it were a sunday i'd say tranny your a cunt.

UNCLEWEIRD WELCOMES BIG RAY TO THE WEBSITE....

While Brian can't believe the size of his youngest boys tackle.

www.shitrecords@crapdisco/emptyhall.co.uk

NEW YEARS EVE FANCY DRESS PARTY 2002.

JR comes as a fat tranny santa lookalike, while Nige had no idea as what to come as, so he also dresses as santa while wearing a pair of uncle's spare teeth.

YOU WAS MEANT TO LOOK LIKE AN OAP GAMMY YOU CUNT...........

Instead you look like a transvetite from the british army.

HADLOW 2007

LARD WAS MOST PLEASED WITH HIS BLIND DATES DRESS SENSE.

BRYN'S SHITBOX TAKES A BASHING FROM DOGGY FIREWORK.

IM TELLING YOU BRIAN, YOUR SONS COCK IS SMALLER THAN WEIRDS.

BRYN AND TRANNY INVEST IN NEW TRANSPORT.

SO LETS PUT ON OUR CLASSICS AND HAVE A LITTLE DANCE SHALL WE......

CAUSE TONY'S STILL IN AUSTRALIA.

BYE BYE west ham, YOUR SINKING FAST.

HOW VERY TRUE.

YOU THINK THAT WAS FUCKING AGONY MATE......

PC Anthony Webb will be in to take a statement off of you in a minute..........good luck sonny!

LOOK JR, A MIDGET UNCLE.

COONS HIDE AND WAIT FOR TONY TO PASS.

ADD LARD, T BONE AND ME TOGETHER AND WE STILL DON'T MATCH UP!

AUSTRALIAN MILKMAN FOUND HANGED.

This is Kenny "gold top" Jackson. He has been well known for his work around the Sydney area for the last thirty years as Australia's no 1 milkman. Not only did he deliver milk, he helped the old folk with their shopping, helped youngsters with their homework and was an all round pillar of the community. He was voted milkman of the year 9 times, winning it a record 5 years on the trot. On Friday morning Kenny was found hanged at his flat in Pyrmont bay, just off of Darling Harbour, he was 57. By his side was a note wishing all his customers apologies but he could not continue. Word on the street was that Bryn and Amy were to return to England and leave tone in the flat on his own. In his own words Kenny said "it would be a fate worse than death to have to collect the milk money and get stuck in a conversation with their lodger while they are away". Kenny leaves a wife, 2 children and a dog called willy.

HENRY VIII HAD SIX WIVES................

WHILE OUR TONE HAS 6 CHINS.

CRACK COCAINE REALLY FUCKS YOU UP.

BRYN'S FAVORITE TOY ALSO FOUND DEAD.

WILLY FINALLY SNAPS.

PLEASE FUCK OFF TONY, THEN I CAN COME DOWN.

UNCLE'S FAMILY GET TOGETHER FOR THEIR YEARLY AGM.

SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST SO LUCKY!

DOT TO DOT.

AT LAST UNCLE BECOMES USEFUL

AS A TEALIGHT CANDLE HOLDER FOR MOTHER WEIRD.

IV'E GONE RIGHT OFF TRANNYS ALAN.

DESPERATE TIMES FOR AUSSIE DAVE.

JR AT THE BACK OF SOS.

ALAN TRIES TO FUCK HIMSELF.