Thursday, September 07, 2006

ALAN AND UNCLE's


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Ladies, have you tried every internet dating agency, ended up with nothing more than a darren giles lookalike, fed up of making endless conversation with people who have the same IQ as someone who sits in his bedroom all night watching sky sports 2, thinking your never going to meet mr right. Well girls, help is at hand. Alan and uncle offer you a quick and easy way to date fit young hunks with plenty of 4skin. Just leave your e mail address, contact telephone number and bust size in the comments box. Also, please give details of any bank balances or rich uncles. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.  

14 Comments:

At 7:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

my name is laura, i am 27 years old, with 36dd breasts. do i fit your criteria?

 
At 8:39 PM, Blogger denzil said...

Are you transexual?

 
At 7:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hello, i have manboobs a pea as a cock, receeding hair, 9 chins and the only sex i have had is with my mates sisters girlfriend. my hobbies include fruit machines boring people to death and watching tv with a recluse, i'm a bit of a cunt who everyone hates and love locve to join you agency.
GSOH
GIAC
RSVP

 
At 1:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gorgeous

 
At 5:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

laura, you sounded just what im looking for, until i read the anonymous comment. whoever you are anon, you sound georgeous, and just what i have been looking for. as for you laura, i will phone my mate lard, his pipes need a good washout, and he earns 7 grand a year more than me. as mappo would say "youv'e had it off luv"

 
At 4:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

please let me join, you won't be disappointed. im not a fatty, or anything like that, i am quite beautiful.

 
At 12:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suffer from a serious vaginal discharge disease but i want to be honest with you from day 1 x x x

 
At 10:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

most of my women do laura.

 
At 10:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am 40 and have 3 teeth of my own.
I have 36 FF breasts and a 48 inch belly.
I also have a friend of the same size who is willing to join in at any time!
Please can I join your fat club!!!

 
At 9:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like tubby sex bryndol. you, me pat and babs. babs is my aunty so can't do alot their!

 
At 9:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Incest is best

 
At 8:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

her fanny smells just like my breath and armpits

 
At 3:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what of carpet?

 
At 1:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hello donna.

 

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